According to one classmate, who has been here before, Jews are friendly toward Americans. Security at the airport is tight, but it makes you feel safe. And, I was expecting Israeli soldiers with machine guns posted at every corner, but not a uniformed officer in sight.
The first photo is our group at the Eiffel Tower, the first attraction we visited. We navigated mass transit for 3 days in a whirlwind tour of the city's main attractions, scurrying from train to subway. I figure we walked about 25 miles a day.
France is a lot greener than I imagined. The French countryside looked like right out of painting, with farms checkered in varying shades emerald as we were coming in for a landing.
One of the first things I noticed was how
many people smoke. They even smoke in
restaurants, which makes your food taste strange.
The most
disturbing reality of France is their restrooms, which are unisex, meaning everybody,
men and women share. Called toilettes, they're the size of construction
port-a-john back home and, the flushers are often separate. Three of us couldn’t figure out how to flush
one public toilette, a chrome closet including, sink, toilette, mirror and
walls. We never found the flusher.
This morning, on
our way to the Louvre, we were navigating the subway, which is dirty and stinky
when, suddenly it opened up into a large, elegant shopping mall, like we’d
entered a strange, new world (known as America). My bladder was calling.
The signs and arrows
for the toilettes kept leading to what looked like a beauty salon. For ten minutes I asked 3 different store
clerks where the toilettes were until Greta and I finally walked into this salon-looking place, where inside was a front desk with a clerk and a line of ladies waiting. Laughing at our own lack of understanding, we
reached for the correct change and commented on our confusion over this
custom.
A slender,
well-dressed older woman in the line, obviously American, looked down her nose
at us and said, “You know what they say…if you don’t like the custom you can
always leave the country.” You’d have thought we offended her grandchild. “No. I don’t know that saying.” I couldn’t help myself. I smiled very sweetly and said, “Thank you so
much for your advice.” Bet you were equally
confused the first time you came to France, you ex-patriot!!
The front desk
clerk lady supervised this vending-machine looking box where you deposit your
coins and dispenses change. Only, you’re
not allowed to get your own change. That’s where the front desk clerk comes
in. She personally reaches down, takes
the coin change and hands it to you, as if it was illegal to take your own
change. It’s about $3.00 American value
to use the potty.
When my time
came, a man directed me to the next available stall, like an attendant at a department store fitting room. He unlocked the
door and held it open for me like a bellman holding the hotel room door,
waiting for me to step inside. In
French, he directed me to hang my purse. I don’t know any French. I only know this was the command because when
I looked confused, he got more animated and pointed at my purse, then the
hook. “I know what to do with this! I
just never did it with a man watching me!”
All the while he still held the
door! That toilet looked larger than
life, growing bigger and more terrifying by the millisecond. I,
seriously thought he was going to stand there watching me like some commode cop. I was too terrified of him and frankly, had to
pee so badly that I immediately obeyed, not knowing if he was going to keep
standing there. As soon as I entered
that little closet, the echo of the slamming door was deafening. Was he going to time me? Would I be charged extra
after a certain number of minutes? I never
peed so fast in my life!
The wash basins are
out in open community spaces where men and women, boys and girls, mom and
babies – diapers and all, share. There
isn’t another public restroom for six miles.
Otherwise I might have waited. Gender-friendly
or not, I don’t know why, but I thought about those beautiful, spacious,
luxurious “LADIES”, not unisex, restrooms in Five star hotels in Las Vegas, of
all places, and including every hotel on U.S. soil who exhibits to females the
respect and privacy they deserve. I
don’t even gamble. But I am considering
writing a book about how women’s restrooms made America great.
Miracle number one; The Delta attendant almost didn’t let me board in Salt Lake because the middle names on my passport and flight ticket didn’t
match. I silently prayed for help. Heidi, a nice Delta lady at the gate, took
what seemed like hours of persistence to make it straight, telling me the
govt. of Israel might not let me through because of it. Thank you Heidi!
Miracle number two; Greta, Judner and I headed back toward
the hotel last night, facing the confusing mass transit system on our own. I was literally in the act of offering a
silent prayer of help and protection when I noticed a lovely young lady reading a bible. I smiled approvingly.
Adrian the sweet girl, smiled back and asked where we were from. Coincidentally, she’s from Georgia (the
state) and offered to escort us to our train.
Dear Adrian! She was an angel and
answer to my prayer. I should have tried to give her a Book of Mormon, but I didn't bring any. Dang!
Miracle number four; We had a layover in Amsterdam, where the airport security again noticed the middle name discrepancy between my passport and ticket and, almost didn't let me through. That time I felt calm. A still, small voice told me that everything will be fine. The lady was really nice and made the necessary changes.
Here's a big stark contrast; Paris is a very old, but charming city. The people are abrasive and condescending, but I don't think it's just to Americans. That's just their nature. When Greta and I asked a lady at the Louvre what the inscriptions on the paintings meant, she tipped her nose up, gave a long, irritated blink of her eyes and would not look at us. She snapped, "It means After Jesus Christ." I didn't take it personally.
On the other hand, from the moment we landed in Amsterdam (for a 2-hour layover) the warm, helpful people touched our hearts. The airport was fresh and modern, the water and restrooms were available, free of charge or resentment and, the food was more fresh and elegantly presented than in France. Go figure. Bonus; It might be that Nordic blood, but the men were tall and handsome. oo la la. French men were too metro for my taste.
I feel that it's always good experience to travel abroad, even when some of the events in themselves don't seem so good. ;o) xoxToni
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