Friday, May 9, 2014

Arrived in Israel May 9 2014

     We've arrived in Israel!!!  Although it's 3:30 in the morning and the airport is super quiet, I'm still excited to finally be here.  I can't wrap my head around the fact that I'll be in the same places where Jesus walked and performed so many miracles.
   
     According to one classmate, who has been here before, Jews are friendly toward Americans. Security at the airport is tight, but it makes you feel safe.  And, I was expecting Israeli soldiers with machine guns posted at every corner, but not a uniformed officer in sight.

     The first photo is our group at the Eiffel Tower, the first attraction we visited. We navigated mass transit for 3 days in a whirlwind tour of the city's main attractions, scurrying from train to subway.  I figure we walked about 25 miles a day.

      France is a lot greener than I imagined.  The French countryside looked like right out of painting, with farms checkered in varying shades emerald as we were coming in for a landing.   
     
     One of the first things I noticed was how many people smoke.  They even smoke in restaurants, which makes your food taste strange.    
     
     The most disturbing reality of France is their restrooms, which are unisex, meaning everybody, men and women share.  Called toilettes, they're the size of construction port-a-john back home and, the flushers are often separate.  Three of us couldn’t figure out how to flush one public toilette, a chrome closet including, sink, toilette, mirror and walls.  We never found the flusher. 
     This morning, on our way to the Louvre, we were navigating the subway, which is dirty and stinky when, suddenly it opened up into a large, elegant shopping mall, like we’d entered a strange, new world (known as America).  My bladder was calling. 
     The signs and arrows for the toilettes kept leading to what looked like a beauty salon.  For ten minutes I asked 3 different store clerks where the toilettes were until Greta and I finally walked into this salon-looking place, where inside was a front desk with a clerk and a line of ladies waiting.  Laughing at our own lack of understanding, we reached for the correct change and commented on our confusion over this custom. 
     A slender, well-dressed older woman in the line, obviously American, looked down her nose at us and said, “You know what they say…if you don’t like the custom you can always leave the country.” You’d have thought we offended her grandchild.  “No.  I don’t know that saying.”   I couldn’t help myself.  I smiled very sweetly and said, “Thank you so much for your advice.” Bet you were equally confused the first time you came to France, you ex-patriot!!
     The front desk clerk lady supervised this vending-machine looking box where you deposit your coins and dispenses change.  Only, you’re not allowed to get your own change. That’s where the front desk clerk comes in.  She personally reaches down, takes the coin change and hands it to you, as if it was illegal to take your own change.  It’s about $3.00 American value to use the potty.
     When my time came, a man directed me to the next available stall, like an attendant at a department store fitting room.  He unlocked the door and held it open for me like a bellman holding the hotel room door, waiting for me to step inside.  In French, he directed me to hang my purse. I don’t know any French.  I only know this was the command because when I looked confused, he got more animated and pointed at my purse, then the hook.  “I know what to do with this!  I just never did it with a man watching me!”   All the while he still held the door!  That toilet looked larger than life, growing bigger and more terrifying by the millisecond.    I, seriously thought he was going to stand there watching me like some commode cop.  I was too terrified of him and frankly, had to pee so badly that I immediately obeyed, not knowing if he was going to keep standing there.  As soon as I entered that little closet, the echo of the slamming door was deafening.  Was he going to time me? Would I be charged extra after a certain number of minutes?  I never peed so fast in my life! 
    The wash basins are out in open community spaces where men and women, boys and girls, mom and babies – diapers and all, share.  There isn’t another public restroom for six miles.  Otherwise I might have waited.   Gender-friendly or not, I don’t know why, but I thought about those beautiful, spacious, luxurious “LADIES”, not unisex, restrooms in Five star hotels in Las Vegas, of all places, and including every hotel on U.S. soil who exhibits to females the respect and privacy they deserve.  I don’t even gamble.  But I am considering writing a book about how women’s restrooms made America great. 
Miracle number one; The Delta attendant almost didn’t let me board in Salt Lake because the middle names on my passport and flight ticket didn’t match.  I silently prayed for help.  Heidi, a nice Delta lady at the gate, took what seemed like hours of persistence to make it straight, telling me the govt. of Israel might not let me through because of it.  Thank you Heidi!
Miracle number two; Greta, Judner and I headed back toward the hotel last night, facing the confusing mass transit system on our own.  I was literally in the act of offering a silent prayer of help and protection when I noticed a lovely young lady reading a bible.  I smiled approvingly.  Adrian the sweet girl, smiled back and asked where we were from.  Coincidentally, she’s from Georgia (the state) and offered to escort us to our train.  Dear Adrian!  She was an angel and answer to my prayer. I should have tried to give her a Book of Mormon, but I didn't bring any.  Dang!
Miracle number three: (Please don’t be mad, Luke and Holley).  I woke up this morning and thought I’d left the camera in the hotel lobby last night, on account of being so drowsy that I was dropping off while looking at photos.  Sobbing, I asked the front desk clerk, but it wasn’t turned in.  Finally, in desperation, I went back to the room, knelt down to pray, and then happened to look under some blankets where the camera was hidden.  Whew!!! Another prayer answered!          
Miracle number four; We had a layover in Amsterdam, where the airport security again noticed the middle name discrepancy between my passport and ticket and, almost didn't let me through. That time I felt calm.  A still, small voice told me that everything will be fine.  The lady was really nice and made the necessary changes.

Here's a big stark contrast; Paris is a very old, but charming city.  The people are abrasive and condescending, but I don't think it's just to Americans. That's just their nature.  When Greta and I asked a lady at the Louvre what the inscriptions on the paintings meant, she tipped her nose up, gave a long, irritated blink of her eyes and would not look at us.  She snapped, "It means After Jesus Christ."  I didn't take it personally.

On the other hand, from the moment we landed in Amsterdam (for a 2-hour layover) the warm, helpful people touched our hearts.  The airport was fresh and modern, the water and restrooms were available, free of charge or resentment and, the food was more fresh and elegantly presented than in France.  Go figure. Bonus; It might be that Nordic blood, but the men were tall and handsome.  oo la la.  French men were too metro for my taste.            

1 comment:

  1. I feel that it's always good experience to travel abroad, even when some of the events in themselves don't seem so good. ;o) xoxToni

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